i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
She needs sedatives and a leash
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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