K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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