Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Randomize
