ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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