Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Is Oprah even human
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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