their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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