dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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