I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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