I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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