never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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