Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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