I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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