a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
We got so high we made milksteak
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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