I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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