It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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