@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Randomize
