so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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