thus making me awesome and them whores
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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