I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
And then he peed in my hair
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