i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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