stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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