Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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