He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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