There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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