I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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