You're my little dorito
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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