No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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