Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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