turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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