It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
do nipples grow back?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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