Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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