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Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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