I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
wow bdsm is so cute
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