weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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