i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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