So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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