I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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