woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
