and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
