Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Best friends brother. Beat that.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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