Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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