Where is the hickey?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Randomize