Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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