I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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