It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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