You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
