Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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