But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
