If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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