Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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