just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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