I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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