If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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