She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
