I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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